Some people have to take things to extremes, don't they! I mean, why not be content with things the way they are? If that was me i'd have checked the rope at least a thousand times - OMG!
OK, so the king is looking a bit worse for wear, he's let himself go a bit and now has a ginger beard. But it can happen to the best of us. He's probably just hanging out in Cardiff in Wales to remain incognito, hinting at his former life by his crazy dance moves and Elvis t-shirts.
Imagine being in this situation it would be the best. All the boring library babes suddenly have almost nothing on and are looking at you like you are the man. You'd have to get in there.
I guess with no zoo left to live in Dumbo needs to get a regular job. It's probably better to keep the elephant busy than to have him out roaming the streets, up to no good.
You kinda wonder if they will have any house left when they reach their destination? That and the slight problem when they have to stack a bunch of books under the corner to keep the house from wobbling. FAIL!
Oh man the dufus who is filming his 'awesome' vacation in Key West FL. sums it all up in 2 words, "scooter power" - And then along comes the blonde chick and puts the icing on the cake and his holiday becomes a nightmare - EPIC!
Here's a group of fine young ladies riding a roller coaster in their underwear, they get their thrills we get ours, everybody's happy. So in the name of scientific endeavour (& looking at honeys) we can see just how supportive these bras are.
This is a completely new invention that’s similar to parkour but it involves ladders. That’s right, ladders. It doesn’t look dangerous at all. We should all go try this at home, and take any younger siblings with you too - OMG!
Do any of your friends have every single way of networking socially? And find a need to use them all the time? Inundating you with needless information about their pitiful lives? Well so does the writer of this song.
God is an angry being who has been made impotent by science and the lack of intelligent people believing in him. Why is it all atheists are know-it-all douchebags and religious types are generally dumb.
Wow she must be a serious prankster to have gotten herself in this state. She's only gone and set the fire alarm off and it's woken everyone up, oh dear might as well have a boo.