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A Cheesy Moment
February 13th, 2009 
Can you even imagine how cheesy it must be down there? Blimey i wouldnt want to go near her for a long time after this, we i wouldnt want to go near her anyway she's minging.
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what a waste of cheetos
February 1st, 2011
Ok, first things first of course, make sure the monitor takes center stage and is not obscured by the sh#t load of guns you just happen to keep in your own personal arsenal - OMG!
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July 11th, 2011
When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.
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April 13th, 2010
2016: The iPitch, set to revolutionise the sports market. But dont jump too high because its only a thin bit of glass remember.
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September 23rd, 2010
We evolved from fish and here we see how similar we are. They like to take women's tops off and so do we. I have a new found respect for our distant marine relatives, we're all aiming for a common goal. Plus they taste great - OM NOM!
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July 30th, 2010
Well kids, let this be a lesson to you. If you're going to smoke pot and watch porn, rather than getting grounded or have your stash taken, all that'll happen is you'll have to wear a dumb sign round your neck. So toke, and fap, on.
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March 30th, 2009
I can just picture the directors meeting where this novel idea was sold as a market trend setter. (As opposed to border line paedo!!)
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February 27th, 2013
I think it's safe to say that if he's really like the bible says he is, he's a total bell-end. Worst deity ever or best troll to ever trolololololol.
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February 22nd, 2011
Awww, bless! It's like all this pussy's Christmas' have come at onece, i don't think i've ever seen a cat who's got the cream look so estatic....Best not tell him that his white powder haul is better suited for snowballs!
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May 6th, 2011
When you sit down and really think about it you are putting the focus of all your love, affection, caring and the reason you haven't slept in the last six months in the care of a stranger. It's always best to find a friend in this situation. NOT.
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March 3rd, 2010
Thats right, photoshop out the girl and add some more daiquiri's, I f*cking love peach daiquiri's. But seriously it could be so easy and so much fun.
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