Looks like the local Baptist church has got some serious competition on their hands and i don't think it's the dark lord Lucifer? I'd check at the Church of Eternal Ice down the road if i were you pastor!
Discovering about the birds and the bees for the first time can be slightly daunting, that is, when you are about eight or nine years old. Why this twenty-something woman is weirding out is slightly worrying. Forever alone?
Ever sent a txt message to your dad by mistake and lived to regret it? What's worse is when your father plays along and the hole you are digging gets deeper & deeper. Something tells me there's no going back from this one?
The only benefit this person could possibly gain from this humiliating experience is that cucumber is good for the eyes. So while they'll awake with a b'stard behind them looking like the floor of an all you can eat buffet joint, their eyes will feel fine
Cats, what are they like, huh? Little do they know that they own the internet, if they did they'd be even more big-headed. Here's a selection of them playing around with their invisible toys and generally being awesome.