We all know sharks are badass, with their dead eyes and ferocious jaws and all those teeth. But their reputation as man-eating killers is vastly overrated. Sure they may kill the odd person, but that's nothing compared to death by fast food.
Mom said she wanted one of those vibrating electric toothbrushes for her birthday, the only problem is they didn't sel them in the kinda shops i usually visit. Hey, at least this one has an inter-changable head!?
And you though German was a biatch of a language to learn,well, it's not a patch on the good old English grammar nightmare. The Oxford/Serial comma is a hot topic in the grammar world. Here's a reason for it's active use
Ever heard that classic war movie quote "I love the smell of bacon in the morning....Smells like victory!" - No?, well, now it all makes sense, because this is the ultimate weapon of choice for any marine cook.
Playboy hawtie, whose was in born in 1975, then gave up modelling in 2005 and now trains terrorists in Pakistan - That last part isn't strictly true but lets hope it wasn't because her fantastic body began to sag, that makes me sad inside...