Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months, although her blood might be a bit fatty.
You have a problem with your thingamajiggy & it doesn't work, it's time to take it to someone who really knows what they are doing in order to fix it - this is NOT the confidence inspiring message you need as you open the door.
Hell, I never go down there unarmed in the first place. Always feels like something is watching your back, you don't have any idea what exactly could be down there but you're not going to take any chances, just in case.