When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.
We evolved from fish and here we see how similar we are. They like to take women's tops off and so do we. I have a new found respect for our distant marine relatives, we're all aiming for a common goal. Plus they taste great - OM NOM!
Well kids, let this be a lesson to you. If you're going to smoke pot and watch porn, rather than getting grounded or have your stash taken, all that'll happen is you'll have to wear a dumb sign round your neck. So toke, and fap, on.
Awww, bless! It's like all this pussy's Christmas' have come at onece, i don't think i've ever seen a cat who's got the cream look so estatic....Best not tell him that his white powder haul is better suited for snowballs!
When you sit down and really think about it you are putting the focus of all your love, affection, caring and the reason you haven't slept in the last six months in the care of a stranger. It's always best to find a friend in this situation. NOT.