Could this be an awesome discovery, centered around a strange mystery of nature or just a bunch of flying rats crapping on the great math of our time? Either way i think someone just found the subject of Dan Brown's next book!
This might as well have been written on all of the slides to almost all of the lectures I ever went to. Those things were just background noise for my naps.
These will go nicely with some bacon socks or bacon bra, and work well as a main course to be followed straight after by some edible candy underwear, then straight onto the fish or chocolate course.
Pedobear has learned how to use photoshop, if you're a certain size you are automatically a pedophile. I wonder what will become of this girl when the Harry Potter films end.
When the going gets tough, the tough get g-o-i-n-g.....Someone like Bear is in for the long-haul at any cost! More like "the sun is going down. I'd better get back to my luxury mobile home"
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
Hell, I never go down there unarmed in the first place. Always feels like something is watching your back, you don't have any idea what exactly could be down there but you're not going to take any chances, just in case.
Forget LOLCATS, they are so last week, canine chucklers is where it's all at now. From here on in the dogs are where the real LOLZ are coming from now. A cat couldn't pull this face if it wanted to.
I don't think I'm the only one who would also like a taste! She has more flow than Niagara Falls and damn it must taste good cos she just cant get enough already.
You know, being Spiderman aint easy. Poor Peter Parker, he's always getting the proverbial s#it ripped out of him by J. Jonah Jameson. Constantly mocking his dead uncle and then laughing in his poor little weeping face. It's a cruel world.