Nick Pitera is a talented guy (?) - When he sings the theme tune from Disney's Aladdin you think to yourself, ok, so he's talented, so what! Hang around for when the female part kicks in and prepare to fight back chunks - WTF?
Live miles from the nearest beach? Thousands of miles from any decent waves? Don't despair because there are some killer rides to catch in your local neighbourhood that will keep you coming back for more - AWESOME!!!
Every time she apppears it's always more outrageous than before - This time though the cocaine fueled crooner has definitely taken it a step too far - OMG!!!
Forget all that Deep Purple music rubbish, you have never truely heard this song untill you hear it played like this! get ready with your lighters everyone - LOL!
The last thing you would expect in the midst of battle is to get killed by a flying warthog, but believe it or not, it is very possible - Watch this and you will never doubt again that pigs can fly - WTF?
Every year over 2 million kids are struck down with this disgusting STD (Schoolyard transmitted disease) - What's worse is that you may have cooties and not even know it - Being a friendly kid is a dangerous business :(
Ever wondered if scientist Carl Sagan and Agent Smith from The Matrix might be the same person somehow? Well Morpheus definitely sees the resemblance right now.
This is the role that all action heros dream to play one day - Now Arnie steps up to the plate and proves that Shakespeare is no match for his diverse acting talents! This is how ALL kids should be taught about famous Danish princes - LOL !