If you feel that nobody takes you seriously then simply get dressed up in some tough-looking leathers with optional accessories such as metal studs. Then join a, "bad boy" biker crew. Please note that spandex is a tell tale sign of WTF!!
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
What would you demand to have in your dressing room? You think you'd have a good answer to that, and you might well have, but it's never going to beat Joe's answer. The man know where's it's at, if he's not one already by now, he'll be a superstar soon.
Dogs can have a ridiculous amount of fun sticking their heads of of a moving car, and it seems so can Falcor from the Never Ending Story. This is pretty much how they done the flying scenes for that movie.
If there's one thing better (worse?) than a hover hand, yep that's right, it's the double hover hand. Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he's given dweebs a bad name.