If you feel that nobody takes you seriously then simply get dressed up in some tough-looking leathers with optional accessories such as metal studs. Then join a, "bad boy" biker crew. Please note that spandex is a tell tale sign of WTF!!
Apparently there's a whale in the picture? I can only see Denise Milani who needs to meet my moby dick. You might think that considering their size, both models are made of plastic and I have it on good authority you would be right.
Every little boy can remember when he got his first My Little Pony, the joy on your face as you looked at its little sparkly glittered eyes, the first time you combed its hair and showed your buddies...........
Hell, I never go down there unarmed in the first place. Always feels like something is watching your back, you don't have any idea what exactly could be down there but you're not going to take any chances, just in case.
You know when you just have to send that text message. Like, you've just seen an awesome episode of South Park and you've got to text your bro to tell him to watch it ASAP. It looks like this was one of those times.