If you feel that nobody takes you seriously then simply get dressed up in some tough-looking leathers with optional accessories such as metal studs. Then join a, "bad boy" biker crew. Please note that spandex is a tell tale sign of WTF!!
We spend an awful lot of our time watching it, or illegally downloading stuff that was on it, anyway. But I bet you're not aware of these little facts. Memorise them and then recount them down the bar and show your friends what a loser you really are.
So your all alone, single & depressed, you wanna have a girlfriend, but feel you are too unworthy to have one. Don't despair, you actually might be waaay more attractive then you think you are. This will explain ALL!
Next time anyone tells you that Pokemon is for kids, you show them this. "POKEMON IS REAL!!" - That'll tell them. As fpr the Snorlax use 'An epic beard man attacks with amberlamps', its super effective.