If you feel that nobody takes you seriously then simply get dressed up in some tough-looking leathers with optional accessories such as metal studs. Then join a, "bad boy" biker crew. Please note that spandex is a tell tale sign of WTF!!
Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.
OMG-omg-omg! How the hell do these things grow so frikking big and how far do i live from the nearest one? Something tells me that being afraid of a tiny cockroach is not a good thing. Sh#t just got real.