Seems like working the late shift on the front desk in a police station has it's benefits - Especially when a cute chick turns up and seems to enjoy having her picture taken in comprimising positions - OMG !
If you've ever listened to the silken tones of Schwarzenegger's voice and thought to yourself; "this man should be a singer" then you're totally insane, but in for a treat. Let Arnie serenade you down the Kindergarten K-Hole.
Talk about an unfair fight. Ok, so this tree has been giving it the big one for months now, running it's mouth every 5 minutes. Yep, he should have kept it's mouth shut but the reaction from this dude is totally over the top. No more baby bananas from this poor tree. Ever.
This is the scenario I envision happening to me when I first see my future wife. Pick her up and spin her around while holding her ass - Except in this version i think he's taking it a bit too far by putting it up to his face - Perfect!!
This guy is having a really bad day. Gets in a fight with his girlfriend, grabs her gun, blows off some really important stuff, and now the cops are pressing charges against him for unlawful discharge of a weapon. What a ball-ache!
I can think of dumber things to do if i want to make sure i will never father children - But to actually contemplate doing a railslide without a skateboard and thinking that your nuts will break the fall is kinda insane - OUCH!!!