Santa, a ninja? Now it all makes sense, he would have to be a ninja to deliver all those presents. An awesome tale of how Santa is f#cking people up on the night before Christmas. How come this guy sounds just like like Bill Cosby? LOL.
Talk about digging a hole for yourself....and then making it deeper. Waay deeper. Time for some radical action & the best way he can do that is by eating tacos in a Latino restaurant. I don't fancy his re-election chances!
When you're throwing yourself around on a piece of taut, strong fabric stretched over a steel frame with coiled springs, the opportunity for fail is quite high. It's surprising there's not more of these compilations.
Not had enough time to check out the best of the interwebz because youâ€™ve been too busy doing something meaningless and not worthwhile like holding down a job or spending time with your family? Time to change all that then!
If you're single and not looking for love - EVER - then just follow this guys lead and you'll spend the rest of your life forever alone. He's got a different line for ever girl out there, and most of them are bad.
The advancement in android robotics is quite amazing - They now react to being subjected to pain and their naughty bits being touched - How much longer before they start complaining about every little thing i wonder?
Everyone knows that playing video games properly is no fun at all, it much better to push them to their limits and mess aroundâ€¦and see what happens? Especially if elements of the game are b0rked. You had me at â€˜Spokâ€™!
He took the wallet, fifty bucks, and a gift card. The only thing he didn't take was the fifth. He's so stupid you almost feel sorry for him. I'd almost forgotten about this show it's been such a long time.
Hey, everyone. FedEx is hiring! All you have to be able to do is deliver peoples stuff as well as this guy and just remember that if no one is home (even if you haven't rung the bell) just toss their package into the bushes for that very 'personal' service touch.