Holy crap this is the William Tell of the 21st century! If this had gone wrong it would have hurt like crap but at least he would have got a good black eye. You really need to trust your friends for this type of thing!
Yes, the British festival season is nearly upon us and in this day and digital age, 21st century festival going means you can be all middle class and bring the kids with some artisan bread, pickled skunk, and sundried LSD.
Whatever sick, degenerate disease thatâ€™s afflicted Jersey Shore has somehow become airborne and is now spreading at a rapid rate. So be careful out there, because one day youâ€™ll turn into one of these. The horror.
Iâ€™m sure Lexi will be, whatâ€™s the word: charmed? No, harrowed, about this delightful video message that might as well be a sign saying â€śI will stalk you until they break my door down and drag me away in a straight jacketâ€ť.