What are the chances that Vin Diesel is his real name? I'd say about 0% can you think of anyone called Vin or have the surname of Diesel? Its like when Homer changes his name to Max Power.
It's a fair point. Although it doesn't paint the old invisible sky wizard in a good light, it's probably the most convincing argument for the existence of a god that has ever been crafted.
If looks are all you go on, then Andy Roddick is certainly a VERY lucky man - Lets just hope Brooklyn actually is a complete biatch, otherwise i may just have to go round to Andy's house and burn it to the ground to quench my jealousy
The difference between scene & emo? We're not too sure & don't really care, but we'll take a guess (the direction of the comb over?) -As long as they're hot we can overlook their dubious taste in music
When it comes to pitting different economic classes up against the spending might of war, then you know who's going to get shot down in the dirt. Even the amount of tax breaks for the wealthy pales into insignificance when it comes to killing people.
There really is something special about school girls, they have that certain je ne se qua that is amazing. Maybe its the age or the outfits i just dont know.
We all know sharks are badass, with their dead eyes and ferocious jaws and all those teeth. But their reputation as man-eating killers is vastly overrated. Sure they may kill the odd person, but that's nothing compared to death by fast food.
There are times in your life when you desperately wish you were something else and this is one of those moments! I have never wanted to be a plastic bath toy more in my life :)