If my school nurse had looked anything like this i would have been cutting myself in class to get to go see her. Instead she was a smelly old rotter who would make you more ill rather than fix you up.
If you think you have been wrongly given a speeding ticket and the cop has parked behind you then dont hesitate to reverse over the cop and his car, you'll be let of free after that.
"If you rarely get laid - Put your hands up! If you're not well paid - Put your hands up! - If you got a pet cat - Put your hands up - And if you've got a back - Put your hands up!" - Sometimes normality is WAY more intresting!
Sex sells, this is a fact. And if it means plenty more commercials with hot women with massive cleavages, then I say sell on. And someone get this woman another soda, she looks like she's ready to go again.
I assume that's what Ernie Anastos, the real-life Ron Burgundy, was trying to say. But, it comes out very wrong. The female co-anchor's reaction is priceless.
Meat Loaf would do anything for love but he certainly wont do anymore bad food from the missus - so he's headed down to the Kwik-E-Mart like a Bat out of Hell for a spot of instant hunger satisfaction !