The cost of coming up with the wrong present for the wife's birthday can be huge ! Don't make the same mistake as this guy, set yourself on the right track before you find yourself going in an expensive and wrong direction !
If you having troubles with any part of you life then just one call to the Jedi hot line will have you back on track before you can say rebel invasion.
What makes a great male pr0n star? It's one of those questions that all red-blooded males have thought to themselves at one time or another - And the answer is SIMPLE! - All you need to make it is a cool 70's moustache - It's that easy!
I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't on the top of my list - so wannabe Enrique here is either very confused or really does have a deep-fathomed psychological noodle fetish yearning !!
Sometimes a music video comes along that grabs your attention - There's something about this that makes it more disturbing than deliberately shocking clips like The Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" - Prepare to have your senses abused in the best way !
Oh dear it looks like this little girl had one too many burgers at lunch time and the extra weight is just too much for this poor old trampoline to take. Oh well LOL.
Battle your way through 9 circles of hell, as Dante - a knight from the Third Crusade skilled in weaponry who carries a scythe stolen from Death himself. Devastate the demonic hordes and rescue your beloved Beatrice from the clutches of Lucifer.
Meet Roboquad, he is a fully functioning robot with some pretty serious canine 'issues' - When he is put in "autonomous" mode and his aggression level to high, the following battle is one for total territorial control of the house - AWESOME!!!