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Auto-Erotica Phone Sex Is Flawed !
February 11th, 2008 
With everything in life becoming automated have you ever taken a moment to wonder what would happen if sex-chat lines went the same way? - This is what happens when good phone sex goes bad :(
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shan
Sexy girl
zakaria
thats very good
October 9th, 2013
When you are on a bit of a budget and buy poles that don't go all the way to the ceiling, you have to get really creative in order to show off. It's the next big thing in women's dancing, tell your girlfriend.
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April 9th, 2014
Cracked have decided to add some truth to those Disney fairytales, which means the princess gets to sing and dance her way through a track about daughter-wives, baby corpses, the plague, bear torture & other cheery no-go subjects.
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September 6th, 2009
Oh my god Selena is so damn hot, as she attempts to clean herself she can only manage to get dirtier. But that is just fine with me! Man want i would do to get in that bath with her isn't worth thinking about.
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November 6th, 2008
Now this is a one way ticket to looking like the coolest cat at any wedding. Get your gun out and wave it around whilst you kid in right next to you. Monkey see monkey do i guess, lets hope the kid blasts him old man.
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May 18th, 2011
If you've ever studied a martial art then you will be seriously impressed by this guy. The only person who would stand a chance with this guy in Chun Li. She could just bust out the Lightening Kick on him and destroy him super easy.
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October 12th, 2010
You have to admire this players…chest control (ahem). I’ve always said there should be more women in football. It’s only fair, isn’t it? I mean, they’re no inferior to us, are they?
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October 1st, 2012
Even though the light is about seven feet above it, this cat can take care of it. That's why everyone loves cats, they can do whatever they damn well please. It's just one more step closer to the feline race enslaving the human population. Be afraid.
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May 25th, 2011
Only a lucky few rappers can afford to spend all their free time in the club, popping Cristal and pitching woo at the resident ladyfolk. The rest have to take their game to somewhere equally glamerous but slightly lower budget. Like Walmart.
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October 9th, 2010
'Mono-Penis', it's an affliction that affects pretty much every dude on the planet & it's a major problem i bet you never even knew you suffered from - It's ruining millions of marriages across America, but don't despair - We have the cure - LMAO!
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February 14th, 2011
How I wish I could be this kid, imagine him at the club busting these fine moves, the girls would be all over him like a rash. He must be bedding them three at a time, every day, all day. Hopefully when I grow up I'll be as awesome as him.
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