You're drunk, the sun has come up and you havent got a cork screw for you vino. Never fear because your mate is here and he has the solution to all your problems.
Every child wanted to be an astronaut, flying into the unknown reaches of a mysterious cosmos for the good of mankind. But reality bit. Now you can realize that dream by WINNING a FREE trip to SPACE. Imagine it! Time is ticking, so get playing to win!
If you are think plain old Google Earth is cool you will flip out when you see 'Holographic Google Earth' - Now you can navigate in this program without a mouse and zoom in with awesome detail - I can't wait to watch pr0n in this baby - WOW !
As you can probably imagine this is going to be extremely funny and end in pain & humiliation for a poor podgy chick. Watching fatties fall off things is a timeless classic and a guaranteed laugh what ever the weather. Faceplant-TASTIC!!!
Alex Ferguson might have a reputation that precedes him, but he's still the 'big man' at the top (Just remember not to awaken his temper) - Are you going to stand up and be counted, because the time has now come - Are you worth it ?!
Time for some classic 70's pr0n nostalgia! Are you a real man who can go the distance? Able to help out a pretty young lady in distress and calm her nerves with you private dick skillz? You might just be the right man for the job :)
Karla Spice is in fact so hot in her bikini, she needs to jusp into the pool at regular intervals or risk a case of spontaneous combustion. Well, that or she just wants to take a dip, in either case it makes for damn fine eye candy!