There are times in your life when you desperately wish you were something else and this is one of those moments! I have never wanted to be a plastic bath toy more in my life :)
Have you ever wondered what what happen if a redneck won the lottery and moved to Beverly Hills? - I gotta feeling that their house would look a little bit like this - LOL!
If you are going to all the bother of photoshopping out a thong then you have better check the reflection. Anyway this chick is totally smoking so who cares?
Lets face it, chicks are wonderful, but we really like them because they have so many important uses for their unique 'assets' - makes you kinda jealous :)
She has that hourglass figure sometimes missing from the more svelte woman, so if curvature is your thing, then you might want to track her down & woo her with your great charm!