Sometimes there IS a solution to a 'no win' situation - The BASE jumper got to jump off his bridge, and the police officer got to arrest his BASE jumper. That's called a compromise.
The LAPD keep a suicidal man from jumping by giving him a massive wedgie, which was undoubtedly the #1 thing on his list of things to live for. He'll never be able to live this down when he sees this......*WAIT!
Do you know what the definition of a true fried is? A 'true' friend doesn't spill your beer, even when it's you that hit him in the head with a bat. Still, thats gonna leave a NASTY bruise!
Holy **** this is awesome!!! Someone out there MUST know the story behind this? To be honest it doesn't really matter, because it is totally outrageous. After bitching like a mom this kid does an amazing high kick.
Have you ever been in a situation where you are chatting up a cute chick and it's going great .......... Until she mentions she has a boyfriend ! I can TOTALLY relate to this dudes reactions, but would be too scared to go this far - LOL !
She no longer jokingly asks whether he loves the Iphone more than her. They both know the answer and then she cries with guilt and rejection. Proof that gadgets are more reliable than chicks - LOL!
Terrorists beware! Send Dan Fanelli to Washington and he'll personally execute as many enemies as he can get his hands on. Possibly. I'm thinking that anyone who fits the stereotype is gonna be in trouble.
Some chicks are excited by the most unusual things - Without trying to give this a paedo vibe, this is probably the series of sounds her next door neighbors will here in about 5-10 years time - WTF?
Yoga might be popular at the moment and taken very seriously but it's hard to be serious with a big fluffy cat balancing on your booty. This chick manages it though. I bet she thinks having her cat involved makes it more spiritual or something.