A thirteen year old game critic formalises his thoughts and lets them loose on the internet. They are then immortalised by a simple dramatic voice and a little crative typography. Congrats Axman. You keep writing them, we'll keep laughing.
With a perfect summer nearly over guy thought he'd celebrate with a one handed pull up but it all goes wrong. He totally underestimated the power of his awesome douche-ness. Better luck next time douchebag.
In keeping with modern man's never ending quest to either simplify, shorten or altogether eliminate yard work, this dude came up with the latest must-have.. a jet powered lawn mower. you have to figure that would save some time huh? I'm totally sold!
Mother Nature can be a cruel mistress, as this poor mouse found out the hard way--after being nurtured back to health by this kind human it finally is well enough to be set free back into the wilderness, then this happens.
Talk about an unfair fight. Ok, so this tree has been giving it the big one for months now, running it's mouth every 5 minutes. Yep, he should have kept it's mouth shut but the reaction from this dude is totally over the top. No more baby bananas from this poor tree. Ever.
It's no accident that his Kung Fu dude looks suspiciously like a he should be wearing a straitjacket. If only they could get him to put it on. Then his mental institution sectioning could be complete - WTF!?!
Before you start saying you would like to hang out the back of certain people at a party it might be an idea to check who you are talking about first. Otherwise this could easily happen. Damn funny though!