This guy is going to get some good, good karma. Waiters in Utah make 2.13/hr so he went around Orem to some of the diners late one night and tipped them $200. Safe to say they appreciated it a helluva lot.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... skin grafts! It's always good for the internet when people have such nice friends. And that ladies and gentlemen are what real friends are for. Humiliation & pain.
Swordplay is the sport of gentlemen...Kinda! It took this guy until NOW to learn to protect his nuts while fencing. That should be the first lesson everyone learns surely? It's something he won't forget in a hurry.