When a babe this hot starts telling you abut fire safety you know your going to be listening or maybe you'll just eye ball her hot body and stunning face like i did.
Some kids get to do everything and that includes driving the family car - WTF? - I'm not sure if it's the best example of parentaging when taking into consderation that he's only 2 years old - OMG!
Sure Seagal is a bad Mother-F, trifle with him and he'll be on you like a flannel, but all credibility goes straight out the window when he is forced to apprehend a trifler (or bad guy).
It really pays to read the instructions before operating machinery. This old timer gets the car wash slightly wrong with devastating after effects. I wonder how long it took for his car to dry out?
Television melts your brain and hypnotises you, otherwise why would Fox News still be on air? Surely the deluded masses should rise up and run it out of town, then we could all watch actual news programmes with reasoned debate. Just a thought.
Unfortunately he isn't the kind of guy that can help you pull chicks at the bar. Nope, he's the kind of guy that can't afford the full price of a plane ticket and has to travel outside of the aircraft.
We all know women can't drive, but apparently they're not that great at flying either. I'm guessing that she was either a blonde, or that the remaining people in the balloon decided that she continue the journey on foot?
They may play the beautiful game like real men but when it comes to defending their honor on the pitch they go at it like little girls - It's a shame they don't wear pink - LOL!
Extreme sports people can guess again because this is the best use for a tiny Go-Pro camera we have seen yet. If you don't find this funny then there is something wrong with you.
Sometimes people want to watch the whole world burn, and provide the matches. Maybe he wasn't eligible for the new cell phone they have just released? To be honest i'm sure we've all thought about doing the same.
Yves Rossy is the first person in the world to fly with wings under rocket power - I can't believe this dude strapped a jet pack to his back, added some wings and flew - Seriously AWESOME !
