This smooth (and by 'smooth' read 'very cheeky') little bastard has a real good future ahead of him. He's going to have girls falling over themselves to get with him. Or he's gonna become a fast runner to escape their wrath.
There's a few essential life skills that you need to learn as you traverse the treacherous path on that great journey from life unto death. One of the most absolutely necessary is being able to shoot straight after being pepper sprayed in the eyeball.
This little guy‚Äôs from South Florida and at six years old and he‚Äôs more of a playa than you‚Äôll ever be ‚ÄĒ he‚Äôs got women shaking their booties in his face in a video that will be outraging morals the world over. By the time he‚Äôs 12 he‚Äôll be king pimp of Florida.
Neo, not the sharpest tool on the box, is obsessed with one thing, and that‚Äôs being able to dodge bullets. He just won‚Äôt stop going on about it. Morpheus, however, is much more patient. Very patient.
New York is invaded by 8-bit pixels bent on its destruction. I knew the day would come, and I‚Äôve been preparing for it by replacing my limbs with Tetris pieces and giving myself a Pac-Man head. Prepare for pixelation.
It's a shame cute chicks are not more willing to participate in every dudes right of passage and let themselves be photographed sans clothes - If only they knew how how dangerous it is to refuse this innocent reguest - OMG !
‚ÄúStill Life With Woodpecker‚ÄĚ doesn‚Äôt sound like the kind of book that would send you into rapture, unless it is read by this woman. The twist is she‚Äôs being distracted by someone under the table with a vibrator. I wish that all book reading sessions could be like this.