If some of your child's first words are "Oh Sh!t" then two things are obviously going wrong with your parenting skillz. First of all you curse too much, and if that isn't the case are you SURE you've got the right baby?
Wow i had no idea what a horrible existence i had been putting my nuts through all these years. Seriously though who the hell is going to buy one of these dumb chairs?
There are a lot of world championships out there, but none can match the skill & dedication displayed by this bastions of Olympian ideals & sportsmanship. These guys are an inspiration to every human being alive. Humbling.
Have you noticed the bored look on your misses's face as you play on your nintendo Wii? Well here is the answer the Shii and it'll teacher her all the valuable skills she needs in life.
I think what you are looking at will make you uber LOL. This is so simple but yet so great, what could be better than watching a cat try to sleep on a sub woofer? GOLD!
The waiting is nearly over, once again it's time to become a deadly assassin. You'll freely roam the city of Venice dispatching your victims with an array of weapons: slicing, stabbing, flying, swimming, doing whatever it takes.
Oh man the dufus who is filming his 'awesome' vacation in Key West FL. sums it all up in 2 words, "scooter power" - And then along comes the blonde chick and puts the icing on the cake and his holiday becomes a nightmare - EPIC!
If you are a beautiful teenage babe and your boyfriend start play fighting near you there is a 100% chance you are going to get knocked out accidentally, so don't say you haven't been warned! OUCH!
It takes all types to want to get their moment of internet fame - I'm not sure I can handle him right now. Especially shirtless and when he starts getting oiled up. Don't worry ladies he is single, I'm certain. MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
Girls just wanna have fun, but mostly they want to get drunk and dance on tables. Then lose their balance and fall on their fat asses. Just an observation, don't quote me on that, but i think you know what i mean!?