When only the smartest screen name will do there is no telling how long you could be searching for a 'unique' one. HP Love Crack and Charles Dickin69 are taken so this desperate guy starts to work up a sweat trying to conjure up something good !
Once in a while a vision of beauty comes along that cannot be ignored (however hard you try to look away from your screen) - This amazing chick is gonna be in my head for a VERY long time - WOW!
Concentrating on such extreme sports as 'extreme skipping', this hilarious spoof on the MTV show, Scarred previews the new hype sports before they get mainstream - This is f#cked up - LOL!
This might be the best proposition she gets all week, if only she had heard it the first time she might have had time to get in there before the end of the call.
Scaring the crap out of your friends really is one of the funniest things you can do, and if you film it then the funniness never ends, so sit back and enjoy a compilation of loved ones soiling their pants!