She moans because you spend all you money on beer and you gripe coz she's wasting it all on Make-up - Exactly who is right in the conflict and what are the reasons behind what we do - LOL !
Once you've heard one self-appointed 9-11 hero's speach, you've heard them all - This guy could fill an airship with all the hot air coming outta his mouth!
I know that it's filled with lumberjacks and women with facial hair problems, but surely this is not what you would expect to see in any civilized (?) country - WTF ?
It's a classic dude trick, stand next to cute chicks and check them out, but make them think you don't notice them - However, some 'parts' of you can NEVER lie - ROFL !
Forget anuthing you've ever read or been told about - THIS is how you are going to look the like coolest guy on the block and get all the ladies you want :)