It’s quite difficult to tell who has the bigger breasts in this video, and it’s especially disturbing because both of their t-shirts get wet. It’s in the pursuit of scientific fact and as long as you don’t fap to it then you’re probably safe.
So this is Racing In Slow Motion IV, huh? Think I may’ve missed Parts I – III but I’m sure that you can just jump in with this kind of thing, they’ll be no complex Lost-style plotlines that you’ll need to catch up on.
If only breasts did this in real life. That way a bit of casual gropage could be arousing AND hilarious at the same time! Why stop there though? What about asses that make a badonk-a-donk noise or a growler that actually growls!? Too far?
He gets ripped pretty hard when setting up a joke about losing his virginity, but manages to win the crowd back over with an excellent one liner - And maybe might get lucky after his show - Everybody wins.
What would Batman do to occupy himself if there were no more criminals to fight? He'd probably break into people's houses and take samples of their jobbies to see if there was a fiendish toilet blocking plot underway. Possibly.
I'm glad that America is not at war at the moment, i'd hate to go into battle with this dude! You can go through a whole magazine in a second, but reloading takes forever. Hicks with guns will never learn will they? Jumbo fail!