Beach volleyball’s a great sport, especially if you’re male (or lesbian) and the people playing it are professional sports women—and that has everything to do with the sportswear (or lack of) and nothing to do with the sport itself.
Nothing’s sexier than a hot tub, right? Except, as well as all those lithe young bodies in the water, there’s also bacteria, fungi, fecal matter, dead skin, the remains of pus-filled blisters and other icky horrors.
Most dogs, if you show them a bath tub they’ll bark your eyes out before they let you put them anywhere near it. Not Casper, he laps it right up. Just look at him lounging on his back like a soppy soapy bath-loving mutt.
If he went to any bar in the world and did this girls would be falling at his feet by the end and also, he would never have to pay for a drink for himself again. Seriously how could they resist such a master?
Everyone thinks penguins are all cute and that, looking after their eggs in the cold like the greatest parents in the animal kingdom. But, they have a dark side too. And that is, they’re thieving bastards.
As dumb ideas go, this is up there with the best. Two girls realised they’d never punched anybody and also that they might, just might, look good with a black eye. So what’s their bright idea? To punch each other in the face and see how that works out