The remains of dozens of burgers made a bold attempt at an escape from this competitve eater's gut, but all were single-handedly rounded up and returned to captivity within seconds of escape.
No we're not establishing a democratic government but talking about the latest Spike Lee film ! Throw out the billion dollar budget for production and do it with your phone - special effects are optional !
He's fat. And he's crying like a baby. Those two simple things make for a whole lot of awesome; if this guy was your buddy you'd have him doing this 24/7 and at every bar you drunk at. Somebody get that poor kid something.
Just watched Lord Of The Rings for the 15th time? Want women you will never get, in situations that will never happen? Then i think it's time you dialed 1-900-Nerd-Girl for some TOTAL nerdcore - You know you want to.
You can't teach this Tigger how to dougie. But what would you expext from someone who hangs around a fat bear who looks so retarded? But he still looks damn cool and gives it 100%, so who cares.
You can sit at your computer and laugh all you want. Britney Spears used to be a little Asian boy too back in the day - Just be aware that takes total dedication and a lot of years to transform into a fat American female piece-of-crap like her you know!
A car plows through a busy street filled with cyclists causing maximum carnage - Whoever is driving this car is going straight to hell. What reason could anyone have to drive like a maniac - OMG!
She may have a name that says trailer trash, but she's far from it, every inch of her body is a joy to behold & she's got a thong that just cries out to be ripped off with your teeth, plus a rear that I'd happily eat my dinner off - YUM!
If some of your child's first words are "Oh Sh!t" then two things are obviously going wrong with your parenting skillz. First of all you curse too much, and if that isn't the case are you SURE you've got the right baby?
It seems that because of recent low viewer ratings CBS have had to pull in some new faces to try and boost the audience figures - If some of these guys decide to stay the show would be an instant hit - LOL !
Ricky Gervais is Ricky Gervais but Johnny Depp IS Hunter S Thompson & he stars in heaps of Tim Burton films & he's pretty pissed at Ricky for the Golden Globes -- NO ONE mocks Johnny & his friends too and gets away with it.