A horse probably costs less to feed and won't cover you in slobber at random intervals - Furthermore, ownership of a this gives you a much better chance of getting laid - OMG !
Once you've heard one self-appointed 9-11 hero's speach, you've heard them all - This guy could fill an airship with all the hot air coming outta his mouth!
Programming code always seems to look so dull and boring - Until you put it into a different context - No wonder they spend SO much time in front of their computers !
Isn't it weird the effect that political leaders have over young females? At least thereare no cigars involved yet, or maybe that's reserved for Presidents?