Tropfest is the world’s largest short film festival that you’ve probably never heard of, but don’t let that put you off, this is a finalist in their competition and it’s pretty violent and there’s lots of blood and a couple in bed, the result of a drunken one-night-stand.
Sometimes you fail to notice the warning signs that mean FAIL! Yeah, he's in last place, but it looks like he's going to be the first to be finished with the race. This time it's injury being added to insult.
It’s like the uncanny, twisted unholy abomination of a brother of Keyboard Cat sent to terrify the world until the end of days. Think Tacgnol but with musical ability and a creepy jesus freak on backing vocals.
'Surfing For The Ugly Broads', the new movie from bone death looks like it's going to be amazing. Rock n roll, bmx, monsters and ugly chicks, it's ticking all the boxes on my check list before watching any kind of movie.
If you want to look like a total weirdo then just grow a mustache, wear short shorts and skip everywhere you go. Everyone will love you for it, just DON'T love them back. Someone put this guy in jail asap.
Getting drunk and playing with fire is one of the safest things you can do, right after playing Russian roulette and juggling with chainsaws. Just look at this hero, one minute he's having a beer, the next he's rolling around on fire.