Cute chick faceplants on the catwalk of a pool during a bikini competition. At a guess I'm going to say she didn't win the competition in the 'style & grace' section. Maybe she'll win a prize for most bruises?
Kelly Pickler is a geography genius and also an icon for all blonde sterotypes the world over - It's just a bit of a shame she falls at the first hurdle when it comes to the using her brain - ROFL !
Who knew that being a hand model was so important, you’d think it was just a job. Put some lotion on your hands, twirl them about a bit and watch the cheques roll in. Seems easy enough, just make sure you don’t slam them in a car door.
Looks like somebody has thought of the children here, and dressed them up to look like a country and western star in fake boobs and bums. Oh the humanity! The least we can do is take the high ground and condemn this horrific practice.
It's pretty cool watching an amazing amateur rocket fire off into the sky, the parachute fail, and then come hurtling back towards where you are standing. But don't fear not, the tannoy guy will tell you who's gonna die!
If you go on safari then you might catch some lions chilling in their natural habitat... but if you're REALLY lucky then you might catch them doing a group yawn - not even National Geographic have this !
Just when you think everything is going to be alright, he takes the tumble you were expecting from the start. That's what you get for having that paint job fool.
Our man Walken gives his version of Lady Ga Ga's pokerface. To be honest i thought this was going to totally suck but this is actually real funny so enjoy.
Mike Capes walks you through everything you need to know to win a gentlemanly bar fight. Hit them early, hard and with the right part of your fist. Then do the decent thing and buy them a drink, and start all over again.
With football, it's all about the players you have in your team. While having a player who can kick like a horse might be a good thing, having an actual horse wouldn't be so good.
I've invented a new sport combining break dancing and bowling: I call it ice hockey. OH wait, that's taken? OK, lets just go with "Amazing Headspin Bowling Shot" .. Hey, I never claimed to be The Bard