It's true, SEX sells! This guy has waaayyy too much time on his hands - I personally think he ruined some great pictures of ding dongs, flip flops, ham sandwiches and ubberwurscht :_-)
Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of highly concentrated slut - It's a tough job, but somebodies gotta do it!
This dude has been helping guys getting out of tight situations for a long time. Although half the population might not like him quite as much i love him.