In Northwest Territories, Canada it's so friggin' cold that boiling water instantly freezes into a snowy fog when tossed into the air. Just don't get any ideas about relieving yourself outside here, it could be MEGA painful!
How many sleepless nights have you spent pondering the future of TV's greatest product? Too many no doubt, well now you can finally rest easy as you find out where this incredible genre is heading (clue: it involves killer dolphins).
She looks like a female version of Mike Tyson, but that doesn't seem to give her any courage against these fearsome...'kittens' - Just look how cute they are, all fluffy and they scare the crap outta this lady.
Movie cliches, even those words are a cliche. Uh oh, did I just divide by cliches? Any minute now I’m going to get sucked into a black hole that will open in my computer keyboard, and then I’ll end up in a magical world being ruled by an evil witch.
"I Pooped Myself a Little" And so it goes, as this Mr Hardcore Parkour comes down to earth with a thud and a crotch that will be hurting until he shuffles off this mortal coil. He landed so hard on his tackle he can probably taste his nuts.
If you’ve never seen Kevin Smith’s movie “Chasing Amy” then shame on you and all your descendants. But don’t fear because you can redeem yourself by watching this scene, which is probably the best scene in the movie anyway. Black rage, y’all.