In Northwest Territories, Canada it's so friggin' cold that boiling water instantly freezes into a snowy fog when tossed into the air. Just don't get any ideas about relieving yourself outside here, it could be MEGA painful!
Dude tries to show off his motorcycle skills and ends up slamming into the back of a pickup truck. Probably not the best idea wheelieing towards a slow moving truck. Explain your way out of this one douche!
I knew those cutesy candy-colored bears had a dark side. I want to see bloodletting, decapitation, mutilation, psychologically damaged Care Bears snorting coke, injecting drugs into their eyeballs and going on some kind of cathartic journey of redemption.
Real men like to take a sledgehammer to a dilapidated silo and start hammering away, having no care for whether or not the structure can take such a battering without crumbling to its knees and nearly crushing them. But that's real men for you.
One second, you're a Starfish, having fun, talking it up with your Starfish friends, starfishing around. Next second, an icy finger of death is killing you and all your buddies. It goes to show that nature can be a totally uncaring evil biatch!
Sometimes you have to go the extra yard and pull a stunt that 'could' induce heart-attack - The son's 'dropping the fake laptop' prank is great, but it will never make up for his father 'passing on the genetic code for his hair!