Obviously because Mr D Vadar hadn't heard of phillips! Finally our questions have been answered, i thought is was the over riding power of goodness but now i know i was wrong.
Next time you go near a spooky old horror house in the woods and think to yourself 'I wonder what's inside, lets have a quick look around?', remember it's a spooky house for a reason !
It'd be good times with Gemma's voluminous volcanoes smiling down upon you - I'd suggest burning incest & praying to the fire god 3 times a day (at least) - I'd definitely try to climb them & hit it with my hot lava when i erupted !