Have you ever wondered why chicks are always asking you to call them on their cell phone and when you do they never answer? I bet you all thought it was so they could tell you how much they missed you - how wrong you all were :)
All of these are pretty crazy but then i'd be more likely to vote for some of these bozos than vote for McCain. At least these guys would live to actually make it into power.
The cost of coming up with the wrong present for the wife's birthday can be huge ! Don't make the same mistake as this guy, set yourself on the right track before you find yourself going in an expensive and wrong direction !
I'm all for womens rights and all that crap but if some smelly lesbo started having a pee next to me in a urinal then that is where i draw the line. What a disgusting new invention. Gross!
Think about it, you are using some of the most advanced technology ever created by man to further your knowledge and expand your mind - And what do you do with it? ............Find videos of teenage chicks kissing!!!!
Great isn't it :)
If you had a girl friend that could do this kind of stuff then you wouldn't let her out of the bedroom for at least a month and even then she wouldn't be aloud too far from it.
Will farts ever not be funny? Even is a pretty serious situation like a city council meeting one little fart can turn the whole place into laugher central.
This thing looks like a whole lot of fun. Imagine there was a bunch of douche bags on the shoreline you could get them super soaking in a matter of seconds, in fact it would probably hurt them quite a bit too. Bonus.