WARNING!!! Do this alone in a locked room and never reval the truth to anyone because sometimes the truth is too shameful to become public knowledge :(
I was taught that swearing demsonstrates a lack of vocabulary - Show me one word thats a noun, adjective, verb, past perfect and simile in the knowledge that you are a clever b#stard :)
Don't worry if you are obese or butt-ugly when it comes to winning over a female! Getting a beautiful chick is easier than ever if you know how - OMG !