A superb artist-come-prankster drew this picture on the bathroom floor on level 47 of a skyscraper - How desperate are you to relieve yourself - WTF !?!
Being an Emo has never been so much fun before - Just because you are miserable doesn't mean that you can't have unlimited choices on how to feel the pain - OMG !
Do you ever have one of those days that seems to start out so well that nothing could possibly change it? Just when you thought it couldn't get any better THIS happens - OMG !
That's a funny looking dolphin, I feel strangely attracted to it - hang on a min...that ain't no dolphin! - HUBBA, HUBBA!!! God I miss going to the beach.
Ikea have just released a new product for the budget-conscious market - If anyone ever got me one of these for a present i would have to kill them without remorse !
I didn't believe it before, but the saying 'Things can often look better from a different angle' is SO true - From now on i'm gonna be trying this out on everyone i meet :)