Forget expensive perfume and designer clothes - If a chick really wants to get noticed at work she needs to go out ASAP and purchase one of these amazing tee shirts - I could watch her all day :)
It's a tough world out there filled with some harsh realities, especially when it comes to equal opportunities - In their defense, fat ugly chicks do try harder....
It's alleged that in early 2008, Mendes was reported to have been in a rehab facility in Utah for several weeks, whether or not it's true i can only presume it was referring to all the men who saw her in the flesh suffering from babe overdose!
The next time you start moaning that your high speed internet connection is a piece of s#it spare a thought for those people less fortunate than yourselves - LOL
This is 'BUSTED' on a massive scale - Just remember that you never fool around with a female, because revenge is much more than you could ever dream of - OMG!