Well, for a start we wouldnâ€™t be here because we need them to help the species keep on keeping on. But, that little note aside, we also need them to do silly stuff so we can look and laugh and think how endearing they are.
They're having a better time than I do when my parents go away. I just get my buddies round and we eat Cheetos till we pass out. But these dogs, they know how to cut loose. I bet a couple of bitches are on their way over too.
If you don't make an effort for the big night tonight, or are having a party at the weekend i suggest you watch our friends at YOMYOMF show you the dangerous side of trying to be cute and sexy on Halloween... But we like it so who cares.
Do bears sh#t in the woods? No. They sit around and smoke dope! Witness the newsreader lose it as she tries to deliver a story about a marijuana plantation that was guarded by 13 bears, a big dog, a Vietnamese pig and a raccoon.
This must have been at a tutorial or something because this guy hasn't got a clue what he's doing. And once he goes over the edge it's all over. Remember, once you lose control ther is no chance of coming back - OUCH.
So you are getting older, it happens to all mortal humans, then along cums a new blue wonder pill called Viagra and all your future problems seem to be solved - Just remember, that old adage "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is a pile of crap!