As prison inmates go, this guys the bomb. Helping kids get on the straight and narrow by scaring them shitless, but Ice Motherf*cker Mike is like the Samuel L. Jackson of inmates, telling a girl â€śIâ€™d apologize for spitting on you, but fuck youâ€ť?
So you are getting older, it happens to all mortal humans, then along cums a new blue wonder pill called Viagra and all your future problems seem to be solved - Just remember, that old adage "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is a pile of crap!
Have you woken up in the morning only to find yet another cal-girl corpse in your house? Dead Hookers can be a real problem in the home and maybe it's time to call in the professionals - Dispose of those expired ladies with confidence - WTF?
Itâ€™s time for some edumacanimation, and itâ€™s about time. Thatâ€™s right, the subject is time and how we perceive it. It basically amounts to we are slaves to the trappings of time, and so produce our warped view of the world - Future orientation FTW!
How do you get from bow an' arrow to boner? Well you give a set to a three year old kid and then you kill yourself with the lulz as he pronounces it completely wrong but completely hilariously. Cue dad recording it all for, erm, posterity.
Pop quiz, hotshot. It's 8:00 AM. There's a 'Jabba The Hut' looking dude on the bus screeching California Gurls at the top of his voice. If the bus goes over 50, he keeps singing, and if it goes under 50, he keeps singing. What do you do?
Another banging dubstep track from SKRILLEX and another awesome video. To be honest when the track is this good the video could be anything. Iâ€™d probably still be tapping my foot and nodding my head if they swapped the video for a Justin Bieber one.