Ok, so not the ass (i think that's a donkey?), but not the semi naked chick either, ... ...It's all a bit confusing but after a while, you'll see - OMFG !
So, have you seen Black Swan yet? Man, you go in there expecting some dullard ballet bull crud and you end up with lesbo action and insanity to the power of sectioned. This image sums it up well but misses out the HLA.
Ok, so it's not anything new. Room stewards on the big cruise lines do this if your stateroom is a suite or better, but for us lesser mortals this is bound to be a review of a big cloth we use to dry our ass.
In this modern day and age it's disgusting that crimes like this against dried fruit can take place. It's come to something when you can't walk the streets in safety fearing that you will be ravaged and eaten!
Just remember; chicks dig pokemon just as much as you do so if you want to do well with the ladies, pepper every sentance you mumble with as many pokemon references as you can!
Next time anyone tells you that Pokemon is for kids, you show them this. "POKEMON IS REAL!!" - That'll tell them. As fpr the Snorlax use 'An epic beard man attacks with amberlamps', its super effective.