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Checking In Like A BOSS!
June 7th, 2011 
10 secs later: Jumped on by 20 TSA agents and treated to a complimentary cavity search. So if you plan on doing this, wear your best leather jock strap and remember not to eat too much Mexican food the night before.
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April 28th, 2011
Just what the hell was that crappy song by Rebecca Black all about? It wasn't just sent from hell to torture us to death by choking on hate. No, it was about the JFK assassination of course. Duh.
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August 11th, 2010
I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers & it's all about about how God is good. Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!
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March 5th, 2014
All that it takes to turn a cuddly teddy into pant wetting nightmare fuel is a pair of grandma's old teeth. Stick them in Teddy's mouth and Presto! One psychologically damaged child, with minimal effort.
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August 27th, 2009
Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following cutie is a bonafide geek, but we can assure you that she is an undressed hottie using computer!
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October 14th, 2009
There really is something special about school girls, they have that certain je ne se qua that is amazing. Maybe its the age or the outfits i just dont know.
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March 16th, 2011
When you have a celebrity like Bear Grylls coming round for a party then you have to get exactly the right kind of beer in for the occasion. You wouldn't want to offend him.
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September 30th, 2010
Lindsay Lohan. AKA 'Lilo' - There's nothing wrong with this hawt celeb, you might say. Bikini? Check. Ample boobage? Check? Likes to surf? Check. Looks like she likes to party HARD? Che- ..........oh hang on, what's that?!
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May 20th, 2009
Some unkind people have remarked that she's put on weight and is now looking like John Goodman's ass-cheek, I say look at that damn cleavage, those are no moons!
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May 26th, 2014
Training a dog to defuse a bomb is a bad idea. Not only does it throws up a bunch of ethical questions, but there's a more pressing question; how will rover know whether to cut the red or green wire?
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April 28th, 2014
When it comes to the interwebs there are multiple solutions for how to browse the world wide web, but only one wrong answer... Get it wrong and suffer a world of pain and social death.
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