10 secs later: Jumped on by 20 TSA agents and treated to a complimentary cavity search. So if you plan on doing this, wear your best leather jock strap and remember not to eat too much Mexican food the night before.
It's the truth you secretly know about but would never admit to yourself or anybody else. How they pull this off every episode is beyond me, but the problem is it's so damn addictive i can't stop watching it.
You think the 21st century rocks with its iWhatevers and virtual social interaction, well it was nothing, NOTHING! compared to the 90s. Back then all this was fields of joy and hope and candy was dispensed on every street corner by naked angels.
Well kids, let this be a lesson to you. If you're going to smoke pot and watch porn, rather than getting grounded or have your stash taken, all that'll happen is you'll have to wear a dumb sign round your neck. So toke, and fap, on.