10 secs later: Jumped on by 20 TSA agents and treated to a complimentary cavity search. So if you plan on doing this, wear your best leather jock strap and remember not to eat too much Mexican food the night before.
I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers & it's all about about how God is good. Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!
All that it takes to turn a cuddly teddy into pant wetting nightmare fuel is a pair of grandma's old teeth. Stick them in Teddy's mouth and Presto! One psychologically damaged child, with minimal effort.
Lindsay Lohan. AKA 'Lilo' - There's nothing wrong with this hawt celeb, you might say. Bikini? Check. Ample boobage? Check? Likes to surf? Check. Looks like she likes to party HARD? Che- ..........oh hang on, what's that?!