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Checking In Like A BOSS!
June 7th, 2011 
10 secs later: Jumped on by 20 TSA agents and treated to a complimentary cavity search. So if you plan on doing this, wear your best leather jock strap and remember not to eat too much Mexican food the night before.
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May 30th, 2014
Yep, your car has awesome speakers, they are SO LOUD!!! You are so pleased with them you play music at it's highest level throough them night and day. Even your neighbours love them SO much they are envious!
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July 25th, 2014
Guaranteed to attract the attention of any beer-loving guy. A bit of pure advertising genius from the cunning dude who run this bar. Remember folks, alway read the fine print. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is!
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July 11th, 2011
When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.
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February 20th, 2012
Spock changes up his regular greeting for a slightly saucier version. I think we can all agree that this is a massive improvement.
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March 11th, 2009
It seems Mischa is willing to do hawter shoots in Germany than the US, which is a crying shame, why would she do such a horrid, evil thing? Alas, with the magical power of the internet she'll never be able to keep these from us
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December 19th, 2011
He's thinking, "i wonder if they look as good as those leaked photos i saw on the internet". You'd do exactly the same in this situation, you could stare at her from any angle. the red hair is absolute perfection on top of perfection.
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February 15th, 2012
Dogs might look cute when they're bounding around on dry land, fetching sticks and bringing you your slippers, but put them in water and they look ferocious! They're still cute, but in a slightly scary way...
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October 5th, 2010
Back then it had a silent 'y' and was actually pronounced yogging. And you could only go if you took two hot chicks in skimpy clothes with you. That was just how it was back then, go ask Ron Burgundy if you don't believe it.
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September 2nd, 2011
So what type of personality are you? It's one of those meaningless questions that marketers ask just so they can't put something on their stupid questionnaires. So the next time someone asks you, answer like this.
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August 4th, 2009
I know what you're thinking, America FUCK YEAH, but that eagle is gonna get a stiff letter from the Queen!
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