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Checking In Like A BOSS!
June 7th, 2011 
10 secs later: Jumped on by 20 TSA agents and treated to a complimentary cavity search. So if you plan on doing this, wear your best leather jock strap and remember not to eat too much Mexican food the night before.
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January 10th, 2011
It's great to go out to dinner, you and your partner, bottle of vino, lovely steak, maybe some seafood to start. You can't help but have a good time, just don't try and reserve a table at the local crematorium.
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May 19th, 2011
Fancy a cool car, a seriously impressive RV and a styling boat, but don't have the space or the $$$? Then it's time for you to get THIS! 50% van, 50% limo, 50% boat. 150% awesome.
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January 27th, 2011
Our grandfathers watched their buddies die face down in the mud so that future generations of men could dye and spike their hair, wear pink wigs, and prance about like a limp fairy. War: Making men men since the cradle of civilization.
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April 1st, 2008
I love to look at cuties at the beach but this is just NOT right - WTF ?
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January 30th, 2009
I don't think I'm the only one who would also like a taste! She has more flow than Niagara Falls and damn it must taste good cos she just cant get enough already.
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June 17th, 2011
Far be it from me to point out something a little strange (for fear of my life) that seems to be commonplace in the female society, but to a male of the human species this kinda seems a bit weird!?!
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December 2nd, 2010
This is a tricky one, because if you answer yes then you risk losing the very life you treasure so much. But if you say no, then you lose the very ninja you treasure so much. Hmmm...
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June 9th, 2010
Just below a group of Japanese tourists start snapping away with the most technically advanced camera to have ever been seen.
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March 3rd, 2009
If Marissa lived in the wild her natural state would look like this - These bikini doesnt beat the iPod one she wore for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue though.
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September 12th, 2012
The best part is that the news that your document has just been f#cked sideways is delivered to you by an irritating personified paperclip. Evil genius.
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