10 secs later: Jumped on by 20 TSA agents and treated to a complimentary cavity search. So if you plan on doing this, wear your best leather jock strap and remember not to eat too much Mexican food the night before.
This guy has gone the whole hog and done everything he possibly can to ensure that he will be completely unemployable until the day he dies. Even tattoo parlours wouldn't want to hire this guy. Nice work, dufus.
Like your women hot? Then you'll like Karla Spice! I don't think she's spicy enough, I'd cover her in jalapeños then sprinkle on paprika & accompany her to the hospital while they put cream on her lady parts!
This picture pretty much sums up what a god on earth Charlie Big Sheen is right now. The one thing that's missing though is the unicorn horn on his forehead. Cos we all know he has unicorn blood, right?
What is it about celebrities that in their school yearbook photos they look like the biggest dorks on earth? Is it some kind of revenge thing, to get famous after being picked on for their entire educational attendance?