10 secs later: Jumped on by 20 TSA agents and treated to a complimentary cavity search. So if you plan on doing this, wear your best leather jock strap and remember not to eat too much Mexican food the night before.
Oh man, it's a really sad day, your mom was on of the greatest skydiver of her generation and now it's so terrible to hear about what happened. But to remember her, they've named the lake "Lake Yo Mama".
Sometimes 'strange' is really better left well alone, but what has been seen can NEVER be unseen - There are so many things seriously wrong in this image I just don't know where to start, phone Chris Hansen?
Often, & I think unfairly, forgotten in the hysteria surrounding a certain Ms Panettiere. I think she's still damn tooting though, but I do have one question. What was her power as Nikki Sanders in Heroes?
People ask why haven't primates evolved into humans if we evolved from them. Well, here's the proof that they have. This silver back looks remarkably human, he's even sitting down snacking on junk food.
Look at this little muddaf#cker, just LOOK - Look with envy and know that you will never be as awesome as this (if you lived in the 80's of course!) How unworthy do you feel? - I wonder where this kid is now?
Can you think of anything more romantic that squeezing out a bum cigar whilst staring into the eyes of your partner who is doing likewise? Yeah, i can think of about a million things. Worst architect ever.