10 secs later: Jumped on by 20 TSA agents and treated to a complimentary cavity search. So if you plan on doing this, wear your best leather jock strap and remember not to eat too much Mexican food the night before.
Apparently there's a whale in the picture? I can only see Denise Milani who needs to meet my moby dick. You might think that considering their size, both models are made of plastic and I have it on good authority you would be right.
In print, sarcasm doesn't work. Mainly because the person reading it can't see your sarcasm face. Telling your girl that you've boned everyone in your psych class, including the teacher is therefore not wise.
When a son goes off to university, it can be a traumatic time for the father. They like to appear strong, but inside, they hurt. Their little boy is becoming a man and that can be painful. That or dad could just have a degenerative disease.