When 2 chicks get intimate on the floor with a pleasure-giving device, but are unsure whether to use it or not, you just know that for the next 2 minutes your eyes are gonna be glued to your monitor :)
Sometimes chicks are really dumb! Fancy coming up with lyrics like this for a song when they should know that men do not need to be told where to look on a chick !
Picking up a hot chick can be the best thing in the world - Untill you take them home and they completely weird you out - Then you have a problem on your hands........Unless of course you have a dumb friend :)
We all have the perception that these social networking sites are for hip young dudes (and geeks), but it looks like the silver surfer generation are getting in on the act - Think i'm gonna throw up :(
This kid's life expectancy is definitely shortened as he shows off on his dad's new motorcycle and has a little mishap involving his father's car - The future doesn't look good for the poor dumb-ass!
It's not often that you stop and stare at a beautiful girl rolling about in the sand and think to yourself "This woman will be my wife !" - This might just be one of those moments :)