This place has been the Mecca for people crazy enough to skate down a busy public road for years - The speeds you reach on this ride determine if you really do have balls of steel and can resist the temptation to self-bail - AWESOME!!!
If you here this song then have a quick look out the window and check that the world isnt turning into a huge game of space invaders. Cos you could get caught in the cross fire!
Jesse Jo and Tori led the charge, and will no doubt have your pulse racing, if not send you into cardiac arrest. Wait, scratch that last part. No dying allowed.
Everyone with a brain loves Jay and Silent Bob so that means that everyone will be loving Clerks 2 to follow up to the 90's black and white classic full of excellent comedy.
A man fleeing from police near Miami, Florida, jumped in a pond and was eaten by a large alligator - The cops have nothing left to go on except a rather fat gator - OMG!!!
When i buy my mustang if my son even picks up the keys he will be dicing with death because if he even thinks about driving it i will kill him - This kid is gonna be grounded for LIFE!!
If you are that much of a wiener that you need to dress your dog up like this then you really shouldn't be aloud to have pets. Look how livid they look even they know their master is a gimplord.
Next time you get into your Jeep, before you drive off, it's always best to check that there aren't any 5 year olds on roller skates trying to break any world records in the immediate vicinity - this little kid is AMAZING - WTF?