If someone has gone to the effort of pranking you then you can at least show a little appreciation they chose you and not someone else. All this guy does is moan about his crappy shirt, loser!
Everyone with a brain loves Jay and Silent Bob so that means that everyone will be loving Clerks 2 to follow up to the 90's black and white classic full of excellent comedy.
Wow this is what i call job satisfaction, look how much he is loving it! If i lived near this pizza joint i'd either get a job there or eat there everyday!
This could be the the ultimate dream for lots of men in the world. Two totally smoking hot twins and all they want to do it play with each other, just imagine being there too.