Ever worry about what's going to happen if your Missus finds all that pr0n on your computer?.. Of course you have, well this poor sap learned exactly what the outcome of that particular disaster would be.
The abominations perpetrated against the Queen’s English are manifold. Remember it’s pavement, not sidewalk. It’s crisps not chips. It’s rubbish not garbage. It’s football not soccer.
He does that seriously scary quote from his film “Taken” that, a fan of his asks him to record it as a voicemail greeting and being a decent chap, he obliges. Which just goes to show, not all celebs are assholes.
Sometimes you just have to seperate all the wheat from the chaff to leave you with the thing you want most - Let's face it, Bruce Willis is good for only one thing - "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf#ckers!!!"
If there's one thing better than a hawt Asian honey, it's one whose lying in a bath soaped up to the max! A clean body and a filthy mind is how I like them, so grab the loofah and loof on!
A weird gallery of those kinds of pics that simply can't fail but make you utterly baffled. It's pretty safe to say that there are some truly strange people out there doing some crazy things. You probably live near some of them?
OH NOES!!! Call the fire brigade, quick! Once he gets under that shoe box he doesn't know what the hell is going on. It looks amazing moving around with the puppy underneath it though.
Whoever said that language isn’t a universal thing never considered the unspoken language of ‘love’. It may sound like complete Russian to most of us, but trust me, your brain will translate the important bits!
Dan Bull, poet laureate of the interwebs gives his rap verdict on all those super injunctions that everyone’s getting all upset about and that. Haven’t we got bigger things to worry about than rich people cheating on their spouses?
The military, out there fighting different people the world over for freedom and democracy and hate and stuff. And what thanks do they get? A video compilation of them f*cking up. But from the internet, that's gratitude.