There's two things men will go to great lenghts to aquire, beer and a hummer. This guy's ladie is figuring he has resorted to the vacuum cleaner hose for the latter, he may get his pint today but I don't think the hummer is going to happen.
So, is this the bravest thing anyone's ever done, or the dumbest? You'd think it must be the latter but when it gets across like a boss, you know that whatever happens Mr Bus Driver is going to get those kids to school. Even if it kills them.
I'm all up for learning important information from the internet. However, I don't know what it is, but this chick really gives off the impression that she is a virgin who's never kissed anyone. Someone please wikipedia her.
Proof that you do need to have brain cells to ride a motorcycle - Not only is he such a moron he cant even do a burn out but it is also a DOUBLE fail, but i will leave that delight for you to see at the end - GENIUS!
Leave it up to Method Man to rap about penis pumps in a Sour Patch Kids commercial. Somebody had to and no one else was going to step up so Method Man saw his calling and told it like it is, bringing a certain dark charm to the arena of sour sweets.
A polar bear gets bored of being kept back from his dinner so he gets a large rock and breaks the safety glass holding him back. You can't play with these animals at all. Especially when they are hungry for a human snack.