What would Batman do to occupy himself if there were no more criminals to fight? He'd probably break into people's houses and take samples of their jobbies to see if there was a fiendish toilet blocking plot underway. Possibly.
It's kinda sad when pets are actually waay cooler than their owners.You can just imagine the dog thinking "ok. now i've taught him to do that, i wonder if i can teach him to lick his own butt'. Awesome stuff.
One minute everything is going really well, your being careful due to some heavy snow, but you've got it covered! Then out of nowhere a 20 ton truck is swinging your way out of control. Life's a bitch!
Today the iPhone 5 will be announced and although nobody is certain what new features it will have, we at least know what we can expect from the Apple fanatics. Apple fans are gonna hate, the rest of us will knowingly smile.
The silent fear that many a vegetable feels is given voice in this anim, the abject terror that vegetables have to live with day in, day out. The existential anguish of never knowing when you'll be chopped up & boiled alive is a frightful thing.
Only in Eastern Europe would someone get his friend to try to pull a wall down using a hatchback. I wonder if the wall is left over from that one time they tried to build something similar in Eastern Europe?
Sometimes the best laid plans, etc...It was a noble effort but you knew the moment he said he didn’t want that guy to swear that someone had to do it. It's just one of those things Murphy's law works by.