He has 99 problems but a cookie aint 1. I knew Jay Z wouldnt have been able to come up with such a good song on his own the big fat faced gypo, he stole it SCUM!!!
The cost of coming up with the wrong present for the wife's birthday can be huge ! Don't make the same mistake as this guy, set yourself on the right track before you find yourself going in an expensive and wrong direction !
Next time you get into your Jeep, before you drive off, it's always best to check that there aren't any 5 year olds on roller skates trying to break any world records in the immediate vicinity - this little kid is AMAZING - WTF?
Whoever said that language isn’t a universal thing never considered the unspoken language of ‘love’. It may sound like complete Russian to most of us, but trust me, your brain will translate the important bits!
Putting absurdly out of context words to this scene is as popular as a cat made from bacon, & now in an intertextual, internet-culture eating itself kind of way, here's that Hitler scene re-subtitled about people re-subtitling that Hitler scene!
Oh man, this is just, just wrong. Not because of what they're doing, they're just sharing a mudslide, but the memories it brings back. Ugh. I thought I'd repressed those, even therapy couldn't get to them. But now this, oh man.
Have you ever been in a situation where you are chatting up a cute chick and it's going great .......... Until she mentions she has a boyfriend ! I can TOTALLY relate to this dudes reactions, but would be too scared to go this far - LOL !
His reputation is expanding, faster than the universe.. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.. he lives vicariously, through himself.. He is The Most Interesting Man In The World. Stay thirsty my friends..
This may well be the worst flood in Brisbane for the last 30 years, but that doesn't stop people needing to eat at McDonalds. If you can't reach the Golden Arches by car, then, when needs must, take to the water!
Lets all come together in peace and love and celebrate people. Yay people! They’re amazing, look at them surfing and dancing and driving and doing all the good stuff. But not you, you’re not amazing, you’re just watching amazing people. As you were.
