The sort of woman you want on the payroll, who cares if she can't take shorthand or doesn't know how to use email. She doesn't look like any secretary i have ever seen before.
If someone passes out drunk, the rule is their picture must be taken and plastered all over the internet, preferably with lots of rude doodles drawn all over them.
If you feel that nobody takes you seriously then simply get dressed up in some tough-looking leathers with optional accessories such as metal studs. Then join a, "bad boy" biker crew. Please note that spandex is a tell tale sign of WTF!!
Cute with perky little tatas and a nicely shaped butt. We would make sweet sweet love until we were spent. She would then make me a nice sandwich and then she could watch me browse the internet for a while.