He's fat. And he's crying like a baby. Those two simple things make for a whole lot of awesome; if this guy was your buddy you'd have him doing this 24/7 and at every bar you drunk at. Somebody get that poor kid something.
The star of the hit RPG has finally had enough of killing and decided it's time to settle down and repopulate the world in the only way he knows how - There's an awful lot of chicks who need 'repopulating' Duke :)
"Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will mwiss all the hweavenily gwory." Wise words from the king of kung-fu. Plus he didn't die, he just transformed into a miniature version of himself embarking on numerous adventures in someone's bedroom. WTF?
Girls just wanna have fun, but mostly they want to get drunk and dance on tables. Then lose their balance and fall on their fat asses. Just an observation, don't quote me on that, but i think you know what i mean!?
NEVER go near a ninja cow, specially when she is in the middle of giving birth. She is on edge as it is, but this is a very personal time in her life, you know and a savage kick in the face might just offend you. OUCH!