He's fat. And he's crying like a baby. Those two simple things make for a whole lot of awesome; if this guy was your buddy you'd have him doing this 24/7 and at every bar you drunk at. Somebody get that poor kid something.
Sometimes, even when you see something with your own eyes you still can't believe it & it manifests into a mindf#ck - This is 100% real. And if you believe that then you are the stupidest person to have ever lived, other than my old house mate.
OK, so your gag reflex is going to get a good old workout watching this gross-out fest. Make sure you’re eating breakfast and all your work colleagues are gathered round you eating there’s too when watching. Spew-tastic.
Sometimes things make no sense at all, here's a good case in point - We have no idea how this makes people want to by Intel products, it's just that weird. Maybe there was a little too much LSD floating around the ideas room that week?
To be a professional troll you need a toolbox of talents along with balls the size of small moons to pull it off. When Joe goes around ‘lightly’ mocking those he comes into contact with incredibly some of the lulz get left on the cutting room floor.
If you go into battle against these guys then make sure you take on their tanks, even if you haven't got any, because you're probably going to come out on top. How do you even get a tank the right way up again?
What do you get if you mix the seriously cute Katy Perry with the Muppets? You get one hell of a music video parody and the fantasy of Katy with more than one lover. How comes we never saw this appear on Sesame Street?