He's fat. And he's crying like a baby. Those two simple things make for a whole lot of awesome; if this guy was your buddy you'd have him doing this 24/7 and at every bar you drunk at. Somebody get that poor kid something.
Dude tries to show off his motorcycle skills and ends up slamming into the back of a pickup truck. Probably not the best idea wheelieing towards a slow moving truck. Explain your way out of this one douche!
NEVER show this to your girlfriand, she will never forgive you for stereotyping her. For each one of these that you recognize having heard, you have to subtract that one brain cell that was devoted to storing that information. Nuff said.
Off to Dubai for some ariel sightseeing of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world. It seems everything is done on an overkill sized scale in Dubai. Sort of like a Freudian 'Little Man Syndrome' on a National level.
Siri on iPhone 4S lets you use your voice to send messages, place phone calls, ask questions and, waay more importantly, argue with your other partner. Nothing beats screaming abuse through the medium of modern technology.
The armed forces, if you believed video games or those overblown recruitment commercials you’d think war was like some sort of gung-ho game full of space marines and clearly defined groups of good and evil.
You don't even know how main dreams i have had about being Pacman running from ghosts until i find that magic pill and chase those pesky ghosts until i have munched everything in sire. Anyway this is cool!
You think you've seen it all, you think there are no more cat videos you can see that will make you gasp in absolute amazement. That will freeze you in your step as you can't quite believe your eyes. Then this comes along.