He's fat. And he's crying like a baby. Those two simple things make for a whole lot of awesome; if this guy was your buddy you'd have him doing this 24/7 and at every bar you drunk at. Somebody get that poor kid something.
When you're starting out riding bmx this is the kind of crap you have to go through. Trying and failing to jump the worst ramps possible. It's all part of learning though. Hopefully you'll see sense before you get good enough to do some real damage.
Crack attack ...must...not...let...into...gene...pool! No, it's not the worlds worst X-Factor audition, this is just a typical Apple Mac user, doing his thing. In case you're interested, he has a Mac book pro.
This dozy woman riding a scooter is seriously lucky to be alive after falling asleep at the wheel (read 'handlebars') and slamming into the side of an oncoming semi. One second earlier and she'd be toast!
So, what really happens when you are introduced to new technology, forget the ability to push the realms of learning and communication, you just know one of the first uses of will be used in the quest to push getting jiggy to new frontiers.
Looks like poor old jimmy was a bit put out by his girlfriend Sarah Silverman f#cking Matt Damon - So in true manly fashion he did the most painfull thing he could ever do to Matt and bedded his best friend Ben Affleck - This is truely pretty amazing stuf
Sometimes your natural instincts just kick in. But seriously, how the hell did he react so fast to this? And how did he know it was a grape, it could have been a nugget of shit as a prank. Very dangerous game!
Oh – my – EYES!!! Why do people do this?? Warning, this is definitely not for people with a weak heart, high moral standards or anybody still trying to digest lunch cos you'll want to heave - That's it, I'm off to puke!!
To be honest this guy is a better lyricist than a lot of so called 'artists' out there today. A record company could sign him auto tune him and run him into the ground. I fear it wouldn't get much airplay though.