He's fat. And he's crying like a baby. Those two simple things make for a whole lot of awesome; if this guy was your buddy you'd have him doing this 24/7 and at every bar you drunk at. Somebody get that poor kid something.
I'm sure you've heard the nonsense being spouted about 2012 & ancient Mayan predictions so here's the truth. No History Channel sensationalism, no pot smoking hippy pontifications, just cold hard facts.
Thought about having a baby?! Here's a chance to see what yours would look like! Upload a picture of yourself and your perfect match, observe the results, then enter your creation into the beauty pageant !
If you've never heard a song from comedian Stephen Lynch before i suggest you give it a listen - He is f#cking hilarious! - Who else could come up with lyrics like "My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn."
WTF is going on here, this looks 'fishy' - Is this fish the hipster of the sea? Does he mince around all day doing nothing but these pathetic patterns and living in the poorer part of town getting robbed?
It's one man's epic struggle from lowly computer sprite fighting his way through 8-bit characters to get to the professional boxer champ he's known and respected for today. When you break your nose in pixels, it hurts. It hurts bad.
Say what you like about Poland, but you don't see many nations training their cats to hate the Bieber and for that they have my eternal respect. Just look at the venom with which that cat attacks his image. Incredible.
I bet this is a scenario we would ALL like to be in? Well, think again. Poor Malcolm from Malcolm In The Middle takes his relationship with his girl to the next level. But she wants more and more, much MUCH more. Run Malcolm RUN!!!