This is my kind of talent show, full of acts that show plenty of promise…for exploding into goo that is. These guys are what you might call the crème de la crème. And the judges are far more coherent than the usual lot.
Imagine a world without cell phones. Go on. It’s a terrifying thought, like having a limb amputated or something. But the world used to be like that, remember it? It's a horror beyond comprehension. Bad times.
He's the sort of pet you could get if your skills at looking after animals really aren't up to scratch. The bad thing is that you get no sense of companionship. You know, the fact that they're actually the real thing!
The beginning of this reminds me of the opening theme of "Samurai Jack", but thats where any resemblance to anything stops. This is an awesome song created totally on the fly and made by just one dude. This brother is off-the-chain!
Welcome to Scotlan, where the air is clear, the scenery is stunning, and you have no idea what people are saying. If you can understand what these two are talking about then you deserve a job as a translator. Baffling!
Most dogs, if you show them a bath tub they’ll bark your eyes out before they let you put them anywhere near it. Not Casper, he laps it right up. Just look at him lounging on his back like a soppy soapy bath-loving mutt.
If you've ever listened to the silken tones of Schwarzenegger's voice and thought to yourself; "this man should be a singer" then you're totally insane, but in for a treat. Let Arnie serenade you down the Kindergarten K-Hole.
Imagine being crowded into a late-night bus with hundreds of other college students and a huge fight breaks out - Not being able to escape you have to stand there and watch the mayhem unfold and prey it doesn't come your way - WTF !?!
Cute chick comes home early and catches her room mate fapping to something on his laptop - When she sits down next to him and asks what he is doing she sees what's on his screen - Prepare to be disgusted - OMG !