One cute girl. One pair of skinny jeans. An eternal struggle that neither is prepared to lose. Prepare to witness what must happen in so many bedrooms every day across the planet.
Have you ever thought for a minute just how dangerous it was to serve on the USS Enterprise? Week after week poor Bones would bend over a limp body with his weird buzzy device and say "He's dead, Jim!' - This stuff never gets old - BRILLIANT :)
Now this is my kind of co-driver, swearing like a drunken sailor in a storm who’s just stubbed his toe, screaming obscenities at the car in front like a man possessed. He may be foul-mouthed but at least he’s incredibly passionate. LMAO
If you wanna be popular with the ladeeees then you need to make a cool video and share it on Facebook. Get ready for 6 minutes of the funniest/most cringe-worthy RnB singing of all time. But it has a real message girls so take some notice.
If an armed robbery takes place at your local grocery store, then heed the words of this crazy, attention starved freak. Back up. Back all the way up, right the way back to that dumpster you like to call home. Awesome sauce!
I put this cutie at the top of my Xmas wish list - If Santa puts her under the tree for me to find on Xmas morning (like i asked him to) i'm gonna be an extremely lucky guy! :)
This news anchor just learned the hard way why you don't make fun of the guy who feeds the teleprompter. The lesson to be learned here is think before you read classic lines from Anchorman. Epic.
If you are a cute teen and attempt to sneak out of the house to have a romantic liason with a guy you met on MySpace it's always wise to remember that if you have a brother there is a 100% chance that he will get you busted and also film the event - ROFL!
There you have it! Straight from the mouth of the legendary Captain Picard: Religion = dark ages. If you're going to hang your argument on something as flimsy as an appeal to authority, forget Hawkins or Hitler. Shoot for the stars! Go Picard, make it SO!
Wow, ninja norks with razor blades on the end of the pasty tassels — now that’s a feisty lady. You know it’s gotta be a great movie when jiggling mammaries are used as dangerous weapons - But imagine having to go through this as foreplay?