Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it that says "Look at me", look how unique your are and beautiful and...Oh forget it, you're just another freak in the freak kingdom.
A woman opens her car door, sending one scooter crashing into another. Right now, the guy from the scooter on the left is thanking God that his side air bag deployed in time to keep him from eating asphalt.
There's no better way to start your week then by watching this lolz video that is one hundred thousand million times better than the actual movie, now that's a lot of times better but that figure was calculated after hours of methodical analysis.
If you want to know how to seduce a woman then you could do a lot worse than listening to the suave copy writers, creative directors and ad men of Madison Avenue - So, sit back and enjoy a masterclass - AWESOME!
It looks like Batman has stopped designing and making his own cars and now just buys them straight off a Lamborghini salesman. To be honest they look a hell of a lot better and probably come with at least a years warranty.
Hollywood blinds us with the full extent of their understanding of all things technical as they switch their focus from cutting-edge zooming and enhancing technology to the intricacies of Internet Relay Chat and the cryptic language of leetspeak!