Forget everything you have ever thought about the definition of cool and awesome DJ scratching through the use of modern technology! - Time to get old skool to be uber KOOL - This is awesome!
Make the gagged hottie talk and get Ewa to reveal of her seductive charms - Just remember NOT to mention the 'W word' though! Sounds pretty crazy, but these guys are serious - WTF?
I just love hypnosis! Just imaging what fun you can get up to if you convince a hypnotised chick that the chair she is sitting on is Brad Pitt and he wants wild sex - ROFL!!!
Every second the US spends $8333 on the war in Iraq - That adds up to $7,200,00 a day ! - You gotta ask yourself wtf are they doing, is that why petrol costs are so high and how can i get my hands on some of that cash - WTF?
Sporting a frilly pink dress, fishnet stockings and a FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (but not for long), sexy, blond, blue-eyed Dahlia shakes her magnificent body to "Pendulum", originally recorded by FOUNDRY in 1997.
Getting on stage and being a hot poledancer takes lots of practise and looks a LOT easier than it actually is - This poor chick is just about to find out all of this - LOL!
Weezer's cult internet classic song 'Pork and Beans' just got even better - It's now played by an 80 piece orchestra - This band has got the web sewn up with pretty much every internet star featured - AWESOME !
Tomorrow's generation is gonna be very scary - Imagine little girls playing around with plastic surgery, breast enlargement and liposuction in the comfort of their own bedroom - OMFG !!