Terrorists beware! Send Dan Fanelli to Washington and he'll personally execute as many enemies as he can get his hands on. Possibly. I'm thinking that anyone who fits the stereotype is gonna be in trouble.
A sea lion is so tired from a swim he just can't crawl the final few feet to lay down next to the rest of the pack. Someone get him some suntan lotion, shades and a towel. Lazy bastard!!!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bedroom along comes this cute chick to ruffle your bedsheets - This is the kinda teddy i'd love to take to bed and cuddle at night :)
Doing the dishes is just one of those chores that you never get tired of getting tired of. So if you can bust some moves to Michael Jackson while getting up to your elbows in suds, then by all means do. Shame you don't know you're being filmed.
This poor soul has committed some heinous crime, like borrowing his buddy's game then damaging it beyond repair, & must now face the ultimate price, a BB gun firing squad! Aim for the white of the eyes boys (& his pellet sack), & show no mercy!
I have the need for speeeeed! Time for a David vs Golliath moment on the open road. A modified BMW 135i chases down a Porsche 997 Turbo almost reaching a speed of 200mph on Germany's Autobahn.
Bob Boonah is the dude who can really soccer-it to ya ! Aside from the dodgy accent and terrible yellow sweater, the Rembrandt reference is simply class and he’ll certainly change the way you think about (or eat) tapas – ROFL
"Ok guys, we're doing 100KMH and i've got this great idea, lets see what happens if i turn the steering wheel like this ?" - Ok, so it's not quite like that but it's very cool nonetheless - OUCH!
Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love.
The only thing funnier than a fat kid falling off a skateboard is his even fatter dad doing it then looking at the camera because he knows he made a fool of himself.