WARNING!!! Do this alone in a locked room and never reval the truth to anyone because sometimes the truth is too shameful to become public knowledge :(
Check out this Vietnamese honey, how cute is she? So who's up for buying a plane ticket to Vietnam right away and seeing if we can track down this hawtie and worship her like a goddess?
A horse probably costs less to feed and won't cover you in slobber at random intervals - Furthermore, ownership of a this gives you a much better chance of getting laid - OMG !
April is an actress & model born in Missouri in 1979 in a place called Poplar Bluff!? What kind of a name is that? Anyway, she's appeared in CSI: Miami & Deal or No Deal - Haven't seen much of her before but definitely want to see more.
Please note that all the people with large bubbles protruding from their behinds are actors. No real animals, fish or boiled eggs were harmed whilst producing this health warning.
The next time you start moaning that your high speed internet connection is a piece of s#it spare a thought for those people less fortunate than yourselves - LOL