Prepare to witness awesome! So this is why my mom always told me to keep a rope in the car. I always thought it was for those rare occasions when I turned into an old-fashioned villain and needed to hog-tie people and place them on train tracks. I was wrong.
Trust the Japanese to improve on 'awesome' - Yes, even the mighty Murphy loves a bit of fried poultry, well he is part human after all. 'Breaded or fried you're eating with me!'
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bedroom along comes this cute chick to ruffle your bedsheets - This is the kinda teddy i'd love to take to bed and cuddle at night :)
Time for some classic 70's pr0n nostalgia! Are you a real man who can go the distance? Able to help out a pretty young lady in distress and calm her nerves with you private dick skillz? You might just be the right man for the job :)
Its a whole new level of friendship. If you think you know someone well then become porn buddies with them so when one of you does the other and collect the others pornos thus avoiding any unwanted stress.
Fishing. It's a good excuse to sit around on a boat or riverbank doing nothing but getting steadily inebriated but it has a reputation as being a bit boring. However, the reality is completely different, it's a fight with death just to get to casting off your line.
This is how REAL men deal with spiders, with a rubber band! You've got one shot to hit a huge spider before you embarrass yourself from shrieking and running away. Lets be honest here, i'd pick this option every time!
If you ever thought paper cuts or the potential of a jammed finger in a drawer
were potential hazards at work then this kind of job is not for you - How in the hell does the shark manage to get inside the protective cage - OMG!
Damn son! It she certainly looks like she knows what she is doing here. Maybe she has been in a similar situation quite a few time before. She's taken to it like a duck to water.
Get ready for AWESOME! If this master piece doesn't make it to Broadway then there must be something wrong with the world. Arnie puts on his best voice (and gun) for an epic performance!
This is pretty astonishing stuff, just look how supple this girl is. It makes you wonder, doesn't it? Isn't the human body just amazing. Now if she wasn't wearing a leotard we could really get some insight into...her.