Imagine being an assistant in a shoe shop and helping a heavily pregnant chick put on some shoes and suddenly you get covered in a liquid - If you thought womb-water was bad enough, think again - OMG!
....The HORROR! Who's going to win this epic battle? A cute tiny little kitten or the mean scary horrible thing that resembles a tennis ball? Well, the kitten puts on a brave fight because that thing does look mighty scary. Go kitten!
For any men out there this is tortuous viewing, but as well as the pain there's also the embarrassment of explaining what's happened to your parents and the nurses at the hospital. So remember if you have braces, no steak and no BJs. LOL
Oh YESS! He's back! The man with whose cries of emotional anguish sound like the mating call of a flamboyantly gay wookie is back & this time he's wrapped in a full-metal Kleenex box - Now when he cries like a baby he sounds pretty damn awesome!
If you ever travel through the jungle on an elephant and wonder why the driver is carrying a BIG stick, there is a very good reason for it - Sooner or later he is gonna use it on 'something' and it aint gonna be pretty - OMG !
I guess this could be one of the more dramatic ways of wiping information off a CD, but hey it looks cool as hell, but lets face it, it looks a lot harder than pressing 'format' on your puter!?
This track is pretty f#cking great, featuring a beer-swilling, dressing-gown’d, nunchuck’d slobbing Leonard Nimoy watching his old buddy William Shatner on TV. Normal service will resume in T minus 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…
NEVER show this to your girlfriand, she will never forgive you for stereotyping her. For each one of these that you recognize having heard, you have to subtract that one brain cell that was devoted to storing that information. Nuff said.
And you thought he was just a genius with a logical answer to every question. But you'd better guess again because he has extreme skills on the wheels of steel.