Cracked have decided to add some truth to those Disney fairytales, which means the princess gets to sing and dance her way through a track about daughter-wives, baby corpses, the plague, bear torture & other cheery no-go subjects.
Back in their day the best they could hope for was a sex zoetrope, so you can imagine their excitement at witnessing such a technological milestone as an online interwebs sex tape. It makes you wonder what your own grandma does?
Oh man this cat is like a broken record. What ever it does it just can't help but fall back into this bucket of water. You feel deep sympathy, but can't help watching it and lol-ing. Look how wet it is at the end.
It's kinda sad when pets are actually waay cooler than their owners.You can just imagine the dog thinking "ok. now i've taught him to do that, i wonder if i can teach him to lick his own butt'. Awesome stuff.
Now this looks like great fun, no snow no problem. Just get your buddies to drive along very fast while you sit in an inflatable dingy tied to the vehicle with some rope, and it's good times for everyone. Until someone falls off and breaks a leg.
It's like one of those cruel laboratory experiments, except in this case these little rat-assed rodents are actually domesticated and clearly out for a good time in the household - Cute hamsters go WILD! - Totally weird !!!
The films Finding Nemo and Taken get mashed up into this story about a bunch of crims who kidnap the wrong fish. Because nobody messes with Liam Neeson’s supper - But if they don’t, he will look for them, he will find them, and he will kill them.