Wearing minimal protective gear two chicks jump on their longboards and speed down Maryhill at over 40mph. The fact that one of them is a blonde wearing a bikini top is slightly worrying, but they do it in total style.
If this guy doesn't get a callback then there's something wrong with the planet & whole casting process in general. Not only is he one of the largest human beings I've ever laid eyes on but he's also bloody funny . HIRE HIM!
Mum’s on her way home, it’s been snowing so she might be in a bit of a shitty mood, cold and tired and all that crap. So as an adoring son it is only decent, no in fact it’s your duty, to build a giant snow cock to welcome her home.
They go around, aching of stomach and with headaches moaning about how much pain they’re in. Pah! It’s pathetic, if only they knew the suffering that a man has to go through every time he gets a common cold. Now there’s pain.
That's right people, get those tinfoil hats on quick because someone has decided to shine the spotlight on a bunch of basement dwellers and their paranoid delusions. This conspiracy looks SO real it's fake!
As soon as this guy is fully roused, I have some questions for him. Did his friend parkour over to him after the accident? Also, after he hit the ground, was he doing a dubstep impression? What questions would you ask?