Take one cute chick (preferably your girlfriend), sneak up on her and place trash can over her head, beat her to the ground with a big stick and then abuse her with some god-awful looking gunk - Remember to laugh like a maniac while doing this - OMG !
This might start off a little tame, but before you know it it's like standing at the end of a packed out driving range. Seriously, these hail stones are like thousands of golf balls crashing to the ground. Crazy damn weather.
An impressive display from this agile young woman, not as impressive if she'd have done it with a bowling ball, but it's still pretty cool. I'll give her a 10/10 for effort, with a little note saying could do better i.e. use bowling ball.
Cute chick faceplants on the catwalk of a pool during a bikini competition. At a guess I'm going to say she didn't win the competition in the 'style & grace' section. Maybe she'll win a prize for most bruises?
She may look like a preserved corpse but she can certainly move her body. The only way to stay young is to feel young, and she's certainly fighting off the demons of age by shaking her hips and showing that there's still some life left in her yet.