It might have seen like a good idea at the time to hold up a pizza store with a gun and demand the cash, maybe because the dudes working there wore gay pink shirts and wouldn't put up a fight - Wrong - FAIL !!!
For couples who want the spontaneity of a 36 hour erection......And guys who want to drive a car without using their hadnds - This is definitely for you - LOL!
This dude has been helping guys getting out of tight situations for a long time. Although half the population might not like him quite as much i love him.
Take one classic film (Roman Holiday) which is pure innocent and full of charm - And then over-dub it with a disgusting voice-over and you have a slice of genius - This is BRILLIANT !
Have you woken up in the morning only to find yet another cal-girl corpse in your house? Dead Hookers can be a real problem in the home and maybe it's time to call in the professionals - Dispose of those expired ladies with confidence - WTF?
I can think of dumber things to do if i want to make sure i will never father children - But to actually contemplate doing a railslide without a skateboard and thinking that your nuts will break the fall is kinda insane - OUCH!!!
The TGV in Paris, France is claimed to be the "world's fastest" train, reaching a speed of 357.2MPH. To accomplish this, a modified TGV train rode the track under test conditions with voltage boosted to 31,000-volts - This is faster than a fast thing !
Picture the scene, your parents are away and there's the perfect oppertunity to throw a house party - Except over 500 poeple turn up and don't just trash the house they destroy the neighbourhood - you just know his parents are gonna kill him :)